Oh, Charles, Charles, Charles…

Brilliant! Running for mayor, and this is your big-brain idea of a leadership example? Providing bricks for pedestrian self-defense? What’s next – subsidies for slingshots? Revolutionary stuff from the king of the playground bullies.

Let’s get real: being a role model doesn’t involve hosting your own chaos carnival, like turning every crosswalk into a demolition derby. It’s about offering real solutions—you know, those pesky things that actually fix problems.

But hey, who needs ideas when you’ve got rage and rhetoric on tap? Around here, we play the grown-up game. Being a leader isn’t about throwing a tantrum to get your way. Nice try, Charlie. Maybe stick to your Legos. And stop throwing sand when you're in the sandbox.