Aren't mayoral candidates supposed be supportive of their local establishments??

Oh, Charlie, the ever-righteous village watchdog! You're always so angry. Filled with venom. Cutting down thy hard-working neighbors! Always so quick to criticize instead of celebrate the very businesses that keep our little corner of the world afloat. But hey, why support local shops that could actually bring sales to the village and improve our financial bottom line? After all, Charlie, isn't it all about the bottom line for you? You, the self-proclaimed accounting scholar. Bravo, Charlie—leading the charge with complaints and no solutions. Your words of wisdom and your teeny-bopper acronyms are truly inspiring!

?Trustee, Police Commissioner x2, Mayor??? Ha!